Thursday, August 30, 2007

Cataract Surgery Mirajuana

The license to harass the Italian solution

Michele Brambilla - As Fiorello and Baldini announced this fall that do not replicate their hilarious radio show, Rai was promptly rebuilt hiring a comedian that those two there, Fiorello and Baldini in fact, gives him a mustache. It's called Pino Sgobio

and second job is the parent company of the Italian Communists in the Chamber. Rai debuted as a comic yesterday morning on Radio too, airing on Radiouno, performing in a sketch that quickly overshadowed the sarchiapone Walter Chiari, the letter to the bitch of Toto and Peppino, the brioche in the cappuccino Jokes by Nanni Loy.
There was talk of window washers, and the order issued by the Municipality of Florence to put them in the conditions, if not more harm, at least not dry as possible. After the commissioner for Liveability and Safety Graziano Cioni had explained the reasons for it, Sgobio took the floor and - after high dissertation on 'punish the washer is right or left? "- Threw' s ace, the proposal fair and Lebanon must be said verbatim, 'a regulation to make the legal activities of the washer. " And shortly after: necessary "to regulate the work, issue permits ... A municipal license as there are many more ... It would have been defeated with the problem of racketeering and we would have a legal map. " Words that have left even the conductor of salt, the good Mensura Stefano, who was unable to maintain his usual role of impartial and expressed some surprise.
But, since it is an educated person, Mensura used - to define the proposed Sgobio - a term, 'original' that would go well in any country, but unfortunately not in Italy. Funny how those that we heard yesterday from the mouth of the leader of the Italian Communists are not original, alas, but a distressing habit. In
1992, the then Finance Minister Rino Formica had an equally ludicrous idea to put an end to the scourge of smuggling, "With sincerity - he said to the microphones Mixer - I want to make a proposal to the smugglers: deliver the means and we bought them: simultaneously establish a plan for their consumption ", where" they "did not intend the means but the smugglers, and 'uptake' assumption by the state as employees. "The smugglers are about 20-25 thousand - Formica explained - and if Italy accounted for 25 thousand Albanians do not think we will have trouble absorbing the smugglers."
But yes, we absorb everything we Italians, beginning with demagogy of a politically correct nonsense that wants to pretend that those who live by their wits, or crimes, if you suddenly had to redeem a stamp card. That illusion, even worse, making it legal to remove the illegality.
is a culture that we have seen many times at work. The self-dealing houses? We make an agreement with the City so employment is not abusive. Illegal immigration? Here's an amnesty. The unauthorized building? A fine amnesty. The Red Brigades fugitives? But it takes an amnesty, what the heck: after all it is time for a national reconciliation.
Eventually it happens that those who first makes it dirty, then gets away. We have also recently seen starring in situations that were not criminals, but citizens motivated by noble ideals which move in the other municipalities inhabited by other people or a binary dump of Tav: protest, blocked roads and highways, in some cases pulled a bit 'of stones on the police, in short, have also struggled, but when the chips they had won.
past as well, the proposed Sgobio: we'll see if the Florentines will feel less disturbing wipers with license to harass. After that, expect everything from robberies villa regulated by the Ministry of Interior, the rapes by the Equal Opportunities, the Mafia by a Fund for the South revived. As for the usurers, the ideal would be to provide them with regular counters in exchange for a nice tax deduction, in the end they always need, the Revenue Agency.

by IlGiornale

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

What Color Paint Ceiling

Vice money

Massimo Gramellini - After learning that an MP of his married catholic party had spent the night in a hotel with a phone call, the secretary of the UDC Lorenzo Cesa has proposed to increase the salaries of politicians, to allow them to transfer to Rome by his wife and children.

Not since Marie Antoinette not say that a powerful phrase so unpopular. And he made the award right now, when the costs of building the hives are coming to all Italians, except those in the Palace, or behind him, live. Moreover, the armed wing of the casino and always very attentive to the policies of the Family.

In his mind, the Italian deputy is not an amoeba like some European colleagues who work for far lower figures for the night and are quite capable of going to bed making love with the dossier. The Italian deputy is a free-range cockerel. No one can pretend that you sipped three, sometimes even four days of activities outside the home, without his hormones start to scream with fright. And if, coming home in the evening after an exhausting session at the refreshment stands, is not the holy family to divert the enthusiasm towards the happy ending, it becomes inevitable for him to take the path of vice, where he can go in reverse, with a well balanced mix of Hail Marys and Our Fathers.

Yet to reread in the light, the affirmation of Cesa is not all that unpopular. Echoes a popular cliché in our country: that money is a deterrent to vice. When the employee's well-known firm of glasses is found to be selling them down the street at half price.

Oquello company mobile phones to rent to an immigrant who has supplied the equipment for him to call home on the other side of the planet.

Or when the door of a Ministry, any other person who has a sliver of power over our lives, pretending to be oiled to travel or derail some practice. In all these cases, and a thousand others, the reaction of the relevant class is the same Mr Cesa: If you earn more, we could afford to sin less. A reasoning which even its own charm, was not that big of billionaires are almost always vicious.

La Stampa